Noticed she was involved with the boobcruize
earlier this month, hanging out with her pal Lexxxi.
When she exploded onto the net last year,
I inquired about doing a professional portfolio for her for free.
She told me and thousands of others that she was only 18,
and no way daddy would allow it.
I guess a whole pile of cash and a training program to help her
shed some excess weight are working and daddy approved.
Hope to see you soon, good luck with the BBC's.